Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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