Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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