i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
