Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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