He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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