I think i peed on brittanys purse
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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