I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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