I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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