How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you would pick up someone in the library
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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