Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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