Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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