that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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