omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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