I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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