Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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