Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
accomplished twins. life is a go
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
