Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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