Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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