i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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