do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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