The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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