so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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