They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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