I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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