remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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