Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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