Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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