I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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