no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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