do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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