i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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