is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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