It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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