Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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