I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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