...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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