Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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