Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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