Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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