I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Sponge bath it is.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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