I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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