is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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