How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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