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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
