you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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