Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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