He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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