honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
