We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Oh Jesus.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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