what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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