yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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