singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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