Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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