If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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