Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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