he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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