Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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